Chromehorse

by Bill Van Dyk

Films for Kids

Hollywood does not care about your kids.  They only care about selling kitch.

  • Black Stallion *
  • BIG *
  • Babe *
  • Princess Bride
  • Peewee's Big Adventure *
  • Home Alone
  • Sister Act
  • Night at the Opera (Marx Brothers) *
  • Duck Soup (Marx Brothers)
  • The Kid (Charlie Chaplin) *
  • Yearling *
  • Yellow Submarine (Beatles Animation) *
  • Rescuers Down Under
  • The Great Race
  • Honey I Shrunk the Kids
  • ET The Extra Terrestrial
  • Swiss Family Robinson
  • Radio Flyer (perhaps scary)
  • How to Train Your Dragon (I haven't seen it actually, but very good reviews)
  • Jumanji (a bit scary)
  • Coraline (animated, may be a bit scary) *
  • James and the Giant Peach (Roald Dahl story)
  • Rango
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox *
  • Spirited Away (Japanese Anime, beautiful story) *
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Ponyo (animated)
  • Despicable Me (animated) *
  • Apollo 13
  • Back to the Future *
  • Bad News Bears
  • Duck Soup (Marx Brothers)
  • Fiddler on the Roof (a bit long winded)
  • Gold Rush (Chaplin)
  • National Velvet
  • Chicken Run
  • Hard Day's Night (Beatles) *
  • Help (Beatles) *
  • Wall-E
  • Wallace and Gromit: the Curse of the Were Rabbit
  • Ratatouille *
  • Iron Giant
  • Bugsy Malone (unusual children's version of a gangster story)
  • Winged Migration
  • Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original, 1971)
  • Whale Rider
  • Up
  • How to Train Your Dragon (so I keep hearing: haven't seen it myself)
  • The Camera Man (Buster Keaton)
  • The General (Buster Keaton)
  • City Lights (Chaplin)
  • Polar Express (Christmas)
  • Zathura (similar to Jumanjii, also by Chris Van Allsburg)
  • Miracle on 34th Street (the original, from 1954 NOT the remake; actually a pretty good children's movie)

 

 

 

Diversions

Best paragraph from a movie review this year (Manohla Dargis, NY Times, on "Extremely Loud a& Incredibly Close".)

 

Friday, January 24, 2020