Rants of 1999

Turtle on the Highway

Dutch Treat

Teaching Your Children to Read

Geoworks

Copyright and Mona

Y2K

Fakes

Watching

Samaranch on Steroids

Bad, Bad Kitty

Cry Me a River

Millenial Madness

Moby Clinton

Republicans of Virtue

Drugs

Michael Jordan's Pittance

Drug Me

The RCMP Get Gas

Taped Accompaniement

President Darwin

Kennedys

Frank the Hacker

Bloodletting

Thatcher

Enslaving the Internet

Copyright on Life Forms

CBC: Genetically Modified

Texas Team Names

Catriona

Another Jailhouse Snitch

Amazon

Idiotic Shopping

Rant of the Week

Ontario Hydro

Blue Jays 1999

Labatts

Oil

Garbage Compaqter

Killers

School Killers

The Festive Charlton

Last Refuges

Life Sentence

Intel

Freddie Shero

Windows 95

Exxon Sues Itself

Matrix Columbine

Why is Windows 98 So Bad?

Quagmire Sierra Leone

The Body of George Leigh Mallory

Everest Death Wish

Star Wars

The Next Everest

Capitalism

Fair and Tender Maidens

War Dead

Books

Ketchupy

Cutting Taxes

Mulroney Moons

A Visit to My Doctor

Your Hard Drive

Policing

Alternative Medicines

Cisneros

Butch Cassidy, the Sundance Kid, and Etta

Letter to Compaq

Pirates

William F. Buckley Jr.

Sports Psychopathology

100 Old White Men

Ikea

Renquist: Whistling Dixie

Shania Twain

Chiropractic Con

Vampires

Dylan's Voice

The Vinyl Record

MP3's

MP3

Lincoln and the Evangelicals

Just Say No

Cassie Bernall

Bernita

Subversion in Film

Backwards Progress

Photoplay

Norman Rockwell: Illustrator

Backwards Progress

Yamahaha

Lee Harvey Oswald

Capital Gains Bailout

Bezos

Cities

Rants of 1999