Rant of the Week

Protecting Yourself From
Dangerous Mines

Everyone should have one of these

I don't know if you can buy mines in America or Canada.  It seems to me that if you can buy a semi-automatic rifle-- and you can-- then you should be able to buy a mine.  After all, mines don't kill people-- people kill people.

Some people would argue, of course, that mines are dangerous.  Duh.  But just because you buy one doesn't mean you're going to use it.  And if you did use it, where would you put it?  In your own back yard, right?  To keep pests and home-invaders from getting into your house.  So anyone who sets one off by mistake is probably trespassing.

If you work for the Cortex Corporation, you probably sleep soundly knowing that everywhere around the globe people are thinking kind thoughts you because you help to keep them safe from intruders.

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