Rant of the Week

Dobson's Choice

Dr. Dobson -- your unelected Supreme Court Decider, has four body guards.  I think this is fascinating.  Capo James-- the Godfather of the American Civil Religion-- has bodyguards.

Who, I wonder, would want to kill Dr. Dobson?  I mean seriously.  I don't mean all those liberals and progressives and environmentalists and any individuals who were tortured as a result of Bush Administration policies that Dobson endorses.  Oh no.  I mean, seriously, someone who really wants to stop him?

When a poor kid from the ghetto with special talent makes it to the big leagues, the first thing he does is hire a bodyguard, to demonstrate that he is now important.  Nobody is out to kill the dude.  Nobody plans to assassinate a basketball player.  The body guard, besides holding reservations for dinner or finding a parking spot for the Rolls, functions primarily as a status symbol.

Dobson claims he has received death threats.  Oh yes, the forces of Satan are out to get him.  But of course, if the forces of Satan were really out to get him, his body guards would be of absolutely no avail.  In fact, this foolish trust he places in human efforts would endanger him, because we know that God would not approve.  Think of all the times in the Bible that Israel put their trust in military might instead of God-- they would be soundly defeated.  Then they would repent, accept God's new appointed leader, and charge on to victory. 

God would be more faithful to James Dobson if he knew that Dobson trusted only in Him for his protection. 

James Dobson wants you to vote Republican because he really, really, believes that that is what God wants you to do.  He wants you to forget about science and physics and technology and teach your kids Creationism or Intelligent Design. 

But as for his personal safety-- there are those body guards.

On the contrary, I personally believe that Satan, if he is really as smart as they claim, would do everything within his power to keep James Dobson out there preaching and hectoring and advising Bush on Supreme Court appointments and so on, with his body guards, convincing millions of followers that being a chest-thumping militaristic materialistic patriotic American is as close as it comes to being a disciple of Jesus Christ.

 

 

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