Rant of the Week

Anyone See That Pregnant Girl Lately?

 

I've been watching the first season of "Lost" for the past few weeks.  What a concept: a plane crash-lands on a tropical island and the survivors struggle to survive.  Supernatural events intrude.  The hunky stars sport perpetual five o'clock shadows.   An attractive woman falls for a guy who's no good for her.  The castaways gang up on an unpopular dissident and torture him.  He doesn't mind being tortured.

It's a combination of "Gilligan's Island" (without the humour) and "Survivor" (without the circus master) and the computer game, "Myst" (without the tedium).   It debuted in 2005-- after 9/11.   The makers of the show claim that everything will make sense when the series ends in 2011.  Including the torture?  I don't believe them.

It's hard to buy into a drama when the characters act inexplicably for inexplicable reasons.  This is not a comedy though it has moments when you have to laugh out loud-- Jack carrying firewood around, for example, for the obvious purpose of looking like he has a reason for existing at that particular moment other than to hold a conversation with Hugo.  Sawyer enjoying a few moments of torture for no logical  reason at all.   Sayed marching around trying to organize a fascist police state.  All the key male leaders with the only guns marching off into the jungle to look for Ethan the day after he surprised them by coming up from the beach instead.    An anonymous extra is attacked and killed. 

And everyone assuming, for no really logical reason, that Ethan was up to something nefarious with Claire just because his name wasn't on the manifest.  Don't airlines officials make mistakes?  Don't people have middle names?  And then everyone carrying on at the beach strangely unconcerned about the fact that a pregnant woman has been kidnapped by the same man, after he even tried to hang Charlie. 

Did you think Charlie was dead?  As from time immemorial, none of the regulars die.  At least not yet.   Sort of diffuses some of the tension, doesn't it?

And let's not forget about Mike's girlfriend's husband who leaves Mike's son in Sydney to fly all the way to Los Angeles to tell Mike-- in person-- that he can have custody of his son.  This is a strange, context-less world of spontaneous dramatic lurches and unmotivated passions.  It's a world in which no one, in the author's mind, has any existence outside of their scenes.   They find a mysterious door.  They obsessively chip away at it for days while the rest of the islanders complain about not having any meat.  Then the door disappears from consciousness, as does the pork, while amnesiac Claire falls in love with the most annoying castaway of all-- Charlie.  Everyone on the island only seems to be conscious of events in the script for that week's episode.

So how on earth are the creators of the show going to explain anything when it comes to a conclusion in 2011?  They seemly only dimly aware of what happened before the commercial break.

It is, by the way, a curiosity of Soap Opera that, for obvious and not so obvious dramatic purposes, women regularly fall in love with jerks.  So Charlie and Sawyer attract the interests of the two most attractive women on the island.  I guarantee you that if either of them ever consummate their desires for each other, neither will express the slightest concern about getting pregnant or catching a disease.  Those things only happen many, many scripts from now.

If there is a consistent tone to the drama, it's in the way sequences are sprung at the viewer like your annoying older brother sneaking up behind you and going "boo".  The polar bear would be far more sinister if it behaved more like a real polar bear, instead of announcing itself to it's prey with a deafening roar.  When a character is terrified by a sound, instead of seeing the source of the terrifying sound, we hear more sound effects and get the jerky, blurry camera movement .  It's as if they tried to dramatize the sinking of the titanic by by hosing a bunch of people sitting on a deck and spinning the camera around.

The castaways seem to be thriving in terms of food and health-- unlike the first crew of "Survivor" who would have starved to death if the show's producers hadn't air dropped rice and other foods to the desperate "tribes".   Locke, in two days, acquired the hunting skills and acumen most people require years to learn.  To hunt dangerous boar, no less!   Even more remarkably, no one on the island seems to regard his rapidly acquired skills as amazing.   Nor does anyone seem particularly grateful.  Jin-Soo also seems capable of catching enough fish to feed 48 people.  Think about that-- how many fish would you need to feed 48 people?  In fact, the utter lack of interest in explaining how the survivors are feeding themselves is breathtaking.

But where the series is most disappointing is in it's utter lack of curiosity about how a group of 48 survivors would begin to organize themselves and relate to each other on the island-- other than the incipient authoritarianism expressed by Locke and Jack and Sayed, who seem to believe that the others are all children who need to be herded to the caves or back to the beach or where-ever and told what to do.

Charlie murders Ethan in cold blood-- there are no consequences for that kind of behavior in this society.  In fact, the event seems to be regarded with the same seriousness as the missing pregnant Claire. 

I would find it believable that there would be a few rebels and a few outcasts and a few natural leaders-- but I find it unbelievable that everyone would just kind of hang around, eat, drink water, make fires, relieve themselves, and chat about that missing pregnant girl-- what was her name again?  Anyone see her lately?

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